Goodr Zeus You Are The Father! Running Sunglasses
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| Management number | 244752009 | Release Date | 2026/07/20 | List Price | US$21.45 | Model Number | 244752009 | ||
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HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)
Features:
INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.
Features:
- Polarized Lenses - Our lenses are polarized to reduce glare, because you deserve the best.
- UV400 Protection - Our lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB Rays.
- No Bounce - Our frames are snug, lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
- No Slip - Our frames have a special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- Weight: 22 grams
- Color Name: Zeus, You Are The Father!
INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.
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